Socially Shy Sage Pillows

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

That party went well.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Justice

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Manspreading in Art

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

God finger

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'Did you spill my pint?'

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'

Liv Ullmann

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.