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Socially Distanced Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates resilience and humor during challenging times? Our socially distanced survivor collection offers playful and heartfelt items that honor those who’ve navigated social distancing with strength and wit. Ideal for friends, family, or yourself, these products make a thoughtful, lighthearted statement about overcoming the hurdles of social isolation and emerging stronger. Show your support with a unique gift that combines humor and compassion, perfect for any survivor embracing their journey.
2021
"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."
"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."
"Let's consider an early dive."
"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."
"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."
Social Distancing Club
The new normal
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown
"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"
"I could get used to working remotely."
Nonsense Poem
Covid and Restarting School
"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."
I cut my own hair — using a drone.
"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"
Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?
Sheltering in place.
If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?
"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"
"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."
"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."
THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!
"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."
COVID Devotion
"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."
'Modern romance'
Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic
Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.
"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."
"No Hand Sanitiser"
Socially Distanced Survivor Gifts Collection
Socially Distanced Survivor Mugs
Explore our range of socially distanced survivor mugs and find the perfect way to start each day with a smile and a bit of humor.
Socially Distanced Survivor Pillows
Add a cozy, humorous touch to any room with our socially distanced survivor pillows, perfect for comfort and encouragement.
Socially Distanced Survivor Prints
Browse our socially distanced survivor prints to inspire and uplift, celebrating strength with a creative and humorous flair.
Socially Distanced Survivor T-Shirts
Shop our socially distanced survivor t-shirts to wear your resilience proudly and bring a lighthearted touch to everyday life.