Socially Distanced Survivor Mugs

Jealous?!

2021

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Social Distancing Club

The new normal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

Nonsense Poem

Covid and Restarting School

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Sheltering in place.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

COVID Devotion

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'Modern romance'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"No Hand Sanitiser"