Socially Curious Prints

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"But what if this is all there is?"

The Book Lover

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

Punch Initials - O

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

Statue of Christopher Columbus

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

Mobile.

Chinese man has apple land on his head - which inspires him to invent gunpowder.

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

'All may have sinned, Reverend, but all have not fallen short.'

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

"So, what would you do about the Taliban, Channel Immigrants and Extinction Rebellion, eh?"

"The world's oldest profession?"

"Even here in Tibet?"

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

'Mars is known as the 'red planet'? Does it have debt problem like ours?'

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

Need Education - Too Smart for Own Good.

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'