Culturally Curious Prints

'Would you mind moving your feet about, I don't want the vegetables to catch?'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Now showing, at a University near you...

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Creation of Red Wine

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

The Cremaster Cycle

Zora Neale Hurston

The Book Lover