Socially Awkward Superhero Prints

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm hopeless with names - do you mind if I call you 'Creepy, with a limp handshake'?"

That party went well.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Introverted Chair

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Superhero Introverts

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Shy Man at Party

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"They don't make superheroes like they used to!"

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'I hate networking.'

"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

Second wave

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

He's a true legend, but only the part about dubious veracity.

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"We are having to go further than ever to find a qualified workers."

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

It doesn't matter what you drive. There's a volunteering opportunity for everyone.

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"At least try to act as if you are pleased to be here."

"He's always been unlucky with love."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."

Social Distancing

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''