Socially Awkward Squad Prints

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Introverted Chair

Superhero Introverts

'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Shy Man at Party

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'I hate networking.'

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

In the embarrassment cemetery

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact...

"He's always been unlucky with love."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''

"I'm hopeless with names - do you mind if I call you 'Creepy, with a limp handshake'?"

'Don't make EYE CONTACT.'