Socially Awkward Scenes Prints

"Yeah, there were lots of flowers, so I had a good feed. It was rather awkward though: it was a funeral..."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Introverted Chair

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I checked that birds and bees stuff on the internet, Dad -- it says you're full of baloney.'

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

Shy Man at Party

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'I hate networking.'

'Darling, I've brought mom round for tea! I hope it won't spoil my surprise!'

"Yipes! Grownups!!"

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

"I wonder if I should tell him he's a transvestite!?"

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"He's always been unlucky with love."

'I can't think of a polite way to ask Joaquin Phoenix to get off of our couch.'

"Well, how convenient."

'Our line is dead. Sometimes my old boyfriend goes off his medication.'