Socially Awkward Champion Prints

'It would be pity candy. Nobody wants pity candy.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Of course working from home is different. . ."

Introverted Chair

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Skateboard Olympics.

Superhero Introverts

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Shy Man at Party

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

'I hate networking.'

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

In the embarrassment cemetery

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

"I was proud of you tonight. You were just hostile enough."

"Pack your bags and cancel your plans. The neighbors invited us to dinner and I told them we'd be out of town."

'Well my problem is that I can never tell if a girl likes me or not.'

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

"He's always been unlucky with love."

Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact...

"I just want to take a minute today to acknowledge all the guys out there named Bret who are too shy to correct people who think their name is Brad."

"I don't think Bob has quite got the hang of the fist bump."

'I won't be sociable, I won't be ....'

"I like our place in the country, but the only dogs I enjoy hanging out with there are also up from the city."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."

'Actually, I was voted 'most likely to accidentally get left out of the yearbook.''

'Don't make EYE CONTACT.'

"I'm hopeless with names - do you mind if I call you 'Creepy, with a limp handshake'?"