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"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 77. Give a bike ride to a friend who's way bigger than you.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Introverted Chair

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Lenny, the Fifth Wheel of the Apocalypse

''The birds and the bees'? — Why, son, they're the most dangerous animals known to man!'

"My last dog always too a right there."

Nowheresville...no-where-near-nowheresville.

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