Socialite Explorer Pillows

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

'Excuse me...I think they're trying to attract your attention.'

Club Antisocial

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Online marriage ceremony.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Working from home to-do list.

Auguste Comte

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

A day at the races

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

Computer Head

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Today's Buzz word...

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."