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"He can't wait to get outside and make five friends."

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

YOLO vs YODO

Santa does a keg stand.

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Tunnel of Workaholics

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Is there anybody there?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Trapeze Artists

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

How's My Diving?

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

Waco violence

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

"No, you open yours first."

'Are you sure this is legal?'

A politicians runs from race horses