Social Thrill Seeker Gifts

"He can't wait to get outside and make five friends."

The rocket powered skiier

On the brink.

Santa does a keg stand.

YOLO vs YODO

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Tunnel of Workaholics

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Is there anybody there?"

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

Trapeze Artists

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

"After a long day at school, it's nice just to come home, kick back and outrun a horde of bloodthirsty zombies."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

'...Joseph A.Peabody seeks out devious methods to add new excitement to his life.'

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

Waco violence

"No, you open yours first."

How's My Diving?

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

'Are you sure this is legal?'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"