Social Systems Gifts

'Carson, this is the government's fix for Social Security. This is you'

STRIP Hambone: Standing in the dole computer

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Gee, thanks pal."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"By labeling it, I control it."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Bearded Leftie.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Cuba applauds its doctors

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."