Social Systems Pillows

'Carson, this is the government's fix for Social Security. This is you'

STRIP Hambone: Standing in the dole computer

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Gee, thanks pal."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Bearded Leftie.

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"How is it in Russia?"

Cuba applauds its doctors

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"He's so anti-regulation he won't even take a laxative."

"A grand jury sitting in Terre Haute, Indiana, today handed up an indictment of society."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."