"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."
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To do before Saturday...
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."
'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'
Minister Starts at a New Church
'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'
"Men just won't leave me alone!"
"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."
'Diet Plan Rule number one: Stop using ice cream truck music as your ringtone.'
"Okay, Brian, it’s time to shut down your brain, quiet the anxious thoughts and begin to relax—just let it all go... and take a Valium."
'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'
Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm
"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"
'I do try to walk more! The donut shop is a good 1/2 block further tan the health food store!'
Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?
'I've started this new 'Detox' diet - no caffeine or alcohol...no processed foods...
"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."
"It's tough sticking to a diet when you're surrounded by temptation."
"You are right...testing shows you have chocolate in your DNA."
'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'
'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'
"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"
"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"
Deodorant for Compost.
'This one is a dieter's dream! Any visits to it between meals and it self destructs!'
Genghis Khan
'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'
Due to a rise in raw materials, higher energy charges and labour increases, there will be no box lunches this year.
Have at you!
King of the Mountain
R.A. is a nympho.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Telemarketing dials it up a notch.
'How to beat a computer.'
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