Social Service Superheroes Mugs

"It's clear that if we want staff to cope we have to give them appropriate training."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

The Waiter

Health care success #4

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Covid Vaccine

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

Poor Customer Service

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Wait a minute - these are just the Ten Commandments of great customer service."

Child Protection Team: 'Someone applied for the job...'

"How can I help you today?"

"I'm in a hurry so I'll have what he's having... go take it from him!"

Fighting Covid

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

"Now that's what I call customer satisfaction."

"I've had this eerie feeling I'm being followed!"

"We are having to go further than ever to find a qualified workers."

'What do you mean, your bowl's wet? That's your soup!'