Social Service Superheroes T-Shirts

"It's clear that if we want staff to cope we have to give them appropriate training."

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'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

The Waiter

Health care success #4

Covid Vaccine

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'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"You know, I kinda like having clean hands - makes a change."

"Wait a minute - these are just the Ten Commandments of great customer service."

Poor Customer Service

Child Protection Team: 'Someone applied for the job...'

"How can I help you today?"

Fighting Covid

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

"I'm in a hurry so I'll have what he's having... go take it from him!"

"Now that's what I call customer satisfaction."

William Booth

'What do you mean, your bowl's wet? That's your soup!'

"We are having to go further than ever to find a qualified workers."