Service Superhero Mugs

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'I've got a client who needs to chat to someone...Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with clients in a personal supportive but not disempowering' course!'

"Customer care is our number one priority as you can see if you look at policy number 67/t, paragraph 45c lines 45 to 47 of our staff handbook!"

'What do you mean, your bowl's wet? That's your soup!'

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

"This is the customer care hot line. We make it a priority at Auto y Rod Inc. to put the customer first!"

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Poor Customer Service

Complaints department...

"I'm in a hurry so I'll have what he's having... go take it from him!"

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"With great power comes great, great stress."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

Sales tied in knots

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

The Waiter

Vote Signal

Covid Vaccine

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'I never get tipped!'

"Thanks for saving our business again accountancy man."

'Your tip just went down substantially!'