Social Security Scholar Pillows

"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

The Bookworm

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

K9 Literati

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Wikipedia...

"Have you been working out?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Petrarch

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Brain Power

"What does it all mean?"

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Question authority"

Francois Rabelais

Lowbrow Lolita

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."