Social Security Scholar Mugs

"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

The Bookworm

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

K9 Literati

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Wikipedia...

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Have you been working out?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Petrarch

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"What does it all mean?"

Francois Rabelais

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Lowbrow Lolita

Diversity Does Not Include Class

W. B. Yeats

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Brain Power

"Question authority"

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute