Social Security Analyst Mugs

The Anti-Agent

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Aggression/Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

HUAWEI 5G

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

World Financial Mafia

"Come in, minion."

'We're out of duct tape.'

IT security.

Pet Drone

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Calls may be monitored because, frankly, we live in a surveillance society due to terrorism."