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The Anti-Agent

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

A Little Extra

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Aggression/Security

The Best Defense

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

HUAWEI 5G

Man in hospital bed, along with ECG, mmHg, being monitored is also NSA.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

World Financial Mafia

"Come in, minion."

'We're out of duct tape.'

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Pet Drone

IT security.

"Mom...This call may be monitored for quality assurance."