Social Security Sages T-Shirts

Friends With Social Security Benefits

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Pessimists v Optimists.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

"Glen is a one-issue voter....medicare and social security solvency."

'I see the truth-in-advertising-people got wind of the proposed privatising...'

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'Did you spill my pint?'

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

Baby Boomers vote

'Live fast - Die young.'

'Let's face it, Old Simkins is well past his 'best before' date...'

"Words from the wise, Grandson, live to be 100, but never get sick, old or retire!"

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."

Chasing Pensions

"This says the median age for Hispanics in the United States is 27...the median age for all the other groups is much higher."

"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management."

"No, son, I don't know what decisions will be made about your social security. Good night."

'It's an idea whose time has come! -- Variable-rate Social Security!'

"Abuelo, can we read the one about social security reforms again?"

"Are you real?"

"So many are retiring - we're seeing if there's enough here."

'That's it? Just click 'Unfriend'? When I was your age, you had to be mean and cruel to someone's face.'

Private pension scheme not expected to do as well as originally anticipated - please help!

Baby Boomers and Benefits.

'No we do not pay in advance.'