Social Security Explorer Mugs

Boomers.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm tired of being openly gay.I'm seriously considering going back in to the closet."

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

Body Systems

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

"Look, babe. At this point, you've reinvented yourself so many times you're back to who you were at the start."

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'