Social Proofers Pillows

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

A young Don King

Interior design trends for parents....

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Punctuation Police

Someone who knows apostrophes

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Personnel - "This letter of recommendation is full of misspellings!"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Quality Control

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Ironing Punctuation

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Do it write the first time.'

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"What can I say? I was an English major."

Publisher to writer: 'It was a great read, except I collided with run-on sentences, tripped over broken English and got knocked about by a dangling participle.'

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'I can't take all the credit... I used spell-check.'