Social Philosophers T-Shirts

Do people hate us because we dress this way, or do we dress this way because people hate us?

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Thinking Gears

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

The first 'outside the box' thinker.

Self Checkout

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Political Analysis

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'