Social Obligations Explorer Gifts

'My wife made me join a bridge club, I jump off next Tuesday!'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Heaven Has VIP

Silent Body Language

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."

Boomers.

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

We learned about white racism in math class today.

"As a social worker I sometimes see the worst of society..."

Something for Everyone!

Freshers Week

Time Travellers Club: Back in 1652.

'As an incentive to get you to work out, we take a full-length photo of you each month and send it to your college alumni association.'

"When I said mi casa es su casa, Diana. I didn't mean it quite so literally."

'What really scares me, is income equality.'

Hi, I'm Al Fusco. I assume you're here because you heard that Tuesday is "I wish he'd leave me alone" night. ? ?

"Work harder. People on state benefits depend on you."

'It would be for extra credit in my sociology class.'

'Mom, I know all about the birds and the bees, it's the girls and the boys that bugs me.'