Societal Values Explorer Gifts

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Auguste Comte

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Larry David

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Manspreading in Art

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Native Headgear

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Empire Building and Decline Management.

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

"That top is so... interesting." "I love that you don’t care how your hair looks!"

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