Societal Values Explorer Pillows

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Auguste Comte

Manspreading in Art

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Larry David

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Shy Man at Party

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Native Headgear

Empire Building and Decline Management.

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

Something for Everyone!

"That top is so... interesting." "I love that you don’t care how your hair looks!"

We learned about white racism in math class today.

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."