Social Norms Analyzer T-Shirts

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

Condom company: Men will be prevented from entering women's section.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Sorry, these are saved."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

"You mind if I smoke?"

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

'I pronounce you Wife and Man...'

"Since you don't know how to play house, you can be the dad."

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."