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"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

What are YOU looking at!?!?

'So unladylike!'

"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

"So close."

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."