Social Norm Analysts T-Shirts

"So close."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

'So unladylike!'

What are YOU looking at!?!?

"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

Scruffy looking man asking whether one should take one's hat into an evening party

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

He never could fit in.

'I'm not breaking line. I'm the elevator repairman.'