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Queue this way.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

What are YOU looking at!?!?

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."

'So unladylike!'

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

Scruffy looking man asking whether one should take one's hat into an evening party

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

"So close."

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

'Didn't think I even wanted one. I blame it on my biological cuckoo clock.'

'I'm not breaking line. I'm the elevator repairman.'

"There's too much of this bloody political correctness these days, Norm."

"You're not going to believe this, but you're pregnant."

"The best way to tell a woman's age is not to."

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