"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
Social Norms Observer T-Shirts
Express their keen eye for social cues with a t-shirt that celebrates the art of observation. A fun, witty way for social norms watchers to share their perspective clearly.
Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'
'I'm not breaking line. I'm the elevator repairman.'
"I think they want you to leave it outside."
"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"
Urinal Etiquette 101
Happy V-C Day
"Whoops! – Autopilot."
"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."
"Great coffee, Carole."
"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."
Mask Diaries.
'So unladylike!'
"The best way to tell a woman's age is not to."
"You're more than welcome to join my husband in the hot tub if you so wish."
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
"Lenny?" "Darrell?"
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."
'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'
'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'
"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"
"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"
'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"
"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."
"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."
"He must be very secure in his masculinity."
Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).
"Sorry, these are saved."
Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.
"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"
Social Norms Observer T-Shirts Collection
Social Norms Observer Mugs
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Social Norms Observer Pillows
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Social Norms Observer Prints
Browse prints that humorously highlight societal quirks, perfect for anyone who loves reflecting on social norms and behaviors.