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"In the area of human relations, Lewis is a minimalist."

"It's just a coincidence that our favorite game requires the least amount of friends."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

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"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"