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"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

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'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

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"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"