Social Media Surfers Pillows

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"This is pretty much all they do now."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Yeah, I'm dyslexic."

"We don't like the name either. Blame it on autocorrect."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Digital Fomo!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

City Marathon.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Ice shelfie.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Chasebook

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Facebook For Dogs.