Social Media Surfers Pillows

'Your resume is excellent, Dave. however your facebook page shows your lack of innovation that we're seeking.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"This is pretty much all they do now."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Yeah, I'm dyslexic."

Will Tweet for Food.

"We don't like the name either. Blame it on autocorrect."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

City Marathon.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Did you get my tweet?"

Digital Fomo!

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Ice shelfie.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"She looks just like in your photos."

Chasebook

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."