
Witches of Instagram
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Witches of Instagram
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."
The Frog Prince
"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."
"Did you remove the bay leaf?"
"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."
"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."
"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."
"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"
"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."
"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."
"She works best in hex mode."
How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!
"Global stocks shot up on news Trump has 'Twitter-block!'"
'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'
Witch Spell Check.
'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'
Men, there is no I in team! Seriously. I just got a text from your English professor, so go ahead and fix that in the playbook I handed out. (Pulished originally on March 6, 2010.)
Book and magician
Boss, the health inspector is here. Excellent. My hacker just finished restoring all the inspector's social media posts dating back to 1994. Tell him "It'd be a shame if someone's career were ruined by a 20-year-old video of him doing the Macarena in the buff." Don't wink too much. But not too little, either. Very bad man.
"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."
'I let Facebook and My-Space do most of the leg work. I just park outside houses wearing a trilby.'
"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"
'You've forgot to spells check again...didn't you...'
'We've finally computerized your files. Now we just have to get them off Facebook.'
"Probably texting."
Trolling on social media
Witch
You know how you can reach your character limit when you type something on Twitter? Well, that can also happen in life. It's happened to me. I've run out of character.
"You might want to adjust your spell check."
"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."
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