Social Media Sensation Gifts

"Did you know that the average attention span has fallen to eight seconds? Oooh, look, cute kitty videos!"

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"That's easy. I wish to go viral three times."

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

Millenial Peacock

"He's a different person online. I call it the Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Blog syndrome."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Obsession with the Internet.

City Marathon.

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Elephant ass selfie.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

Studying and technology

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

Content Creator

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

A dog poops an @ symbol.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"