Social Media Moderator Mugs

Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

Lynching on social media

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

Press Freedom

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Networking

The Proust of Twitter

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Now that's a win."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"