Every day Fred had to make sure he was properly prepared for his job as a social media moderator.
Social Media Moderator Pillows
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No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Hate Platforms
Lynching on social media
"Welcome to the future"
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."
CEO with SEO
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
Press Freedom
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
Superheroes take a selfie
"You know, there are other emojis."
"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."
Networking
"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."
"Now that's a win."
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don
The Proust of Twitter
"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."
'Hey...remember T.V.?
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