Review Moderator Mugs

"Oh! I can't wait 'til he sees my online review of this place!"

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Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"Now that's a win."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Fact amnesty"

Social media and censorship...

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

The Music Critic.

Diner is served

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"How was the play!"

Meet the People of the Internet

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

The Critic...

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"You call that a suit?"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."