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"Oh! I can't wait 'til he sees my online review of this place!"

Hate Platforms

"Now that's a win."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

"Fact amnesty"

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Social media and censorship...

Diner is served

The Music Critic.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"You call that a suit?"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"How was the play!"

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

The Critic...

Meet the People of the Internet

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

"Take away his brilliant prose, and he's just some depressed guy."