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"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

City Marathon.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

First Steps

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

A very fine vintage

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'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

"Oh Darling, I'm so proud! Your first dam!"

"Way to go, son."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'