Social Media Knight Gifts

Knights of the iPhone

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

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'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Free Internet Access

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'These geek mixers never work.'

I'd like to remain friends, Steven, but I've already unfriended you on Facebook.

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

Conducting a blue bird.

The Pope tweets

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"I wonder how long before her innocent little mind is polluted by the internet?"

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

Online Agitation

#Hagtag

"They were my friends until I raised a controversial issue on social media."

'It looks like a sad individual hunched over a computer, but apparently it's people power.'

"Fish and chips are off!"

'Google, google, twitter, twitter!'

"Our Hippa policy doesn't protect your privacy if you post your medical results on social media."

'Let's just say you've unfriended the wrong person!'

"I'm roundin' up a posse."

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

"How Much Everyone Got Upset in Real Life."