Social Media Icon Pillows

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Killer Executive Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Men's business romper.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"I, TikTok."

Obsession with the Internet.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Can you give me a haircut that says, 'If you mess with my budget I'll rip out your soul, wring it like a dish towel, and drink it from a teacup'?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Ice shelfie.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

1930's Lady.

Congratulations on the new you!

Vivienne Westwood

Do you think I'm sixty?

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

tRUMp, Pirate President

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'