Social Media Icon Pillows

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Killer Executive Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Men's business romper.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Walt Disney on ice."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Ice shelfie.

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Congratulations on the new you!

1930's Lady.