Social Media Entertainment Seekers Mugs

"She's all over YouTube."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The First Fire Stick

Wolf Karaoke

Santa does a keg stand.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Chasebook

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Medieval headlines.

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

tbt

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'