Social Media Entertainment Seekers Prints

"She's all over YouTube."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

The First Fire Stick

Wolf Karaoke

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Santa does a keg stand.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Chasebook

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Medieval headlines.

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

~ S.O.S.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

tbt

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"