Social Media Documenter Pillows

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

City Marathon.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Kirsten Johnson

Crocodile

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Police film evidence

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

Books vs mobile phones

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Cyber Dream

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i