Social Media Documenter Pillows

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

City Marathon.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Crocodile

Kirsten Johnson

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Police film evidence

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

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Cyber Dream

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

Books vs mobile phones

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"